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Somebody here gets a mangled baby
(Copyright by Don Williams, All rights reserved 11/17/2000)
Last week I opined that even a judge with the wisdom of Solomon couldn't redeem
this election. Those of you from old-time bible-thumping families (like mine) no doubt
got the reference right off. For the rest of you heathens here's the story, from First Kings,
3:16-28, King James.
"Then came there two women, that were harlots, unto the king
. And the one
woman said, 'O my lord
I was delivered of a child with her in the house
. And it came
to pass the third day after that I was delivered, that this woman was delivered also
this woman's child died in the night; because she overlaid it
. And she arose at
midnight, and took my son from beside me
and laid it in her bosom, and laid her dead
child in my bosom
. And when I rose in the morning to give my child suck, behold, it
was dead; but when I had considered it in the morning, behold, it was not my son, which
I did bear
. And the other woman said, Nay; but the living is my son
"And the king said, Bring me a sword
. And the king said, Divide the living child in
two, and give half to the one, and half to the other
. Then spake the woman whose the
living child was unto the king
O my lord, give her the living child, and in no wise slay
it. But the other said, Let it be neither mine nor thine, but divide it
. Then the king
answered and said, Give her the living child and in no wise slay it: she is the mother
I stopped short, last week, of spelling out all the ways this election is like the
Solomon story, because I saw right away the analogy would not hold, mainly for three
- Take that first line, "Then came there two women, that were harlots
." As you
see, the gender is all wrong.
- Second, who would be Solomon in this analogy? It sure isn't Florida Secretary of
State Katherine Harris, who prematurely ruled on Tuesday that the election was over.
Turns out she was co-chair of Bush's campaign in Florida and a delegate to the
Republican Convention. Does the phrase "conflict of interest" ring a bell?
Of course, there can be no Solomon in this case. This election is beyond redemption.
That was the point of my column last week. Somebody ends up with a mangled baby
here. But then maybe it wasn't fair to raise the analogy to start with. Under U.S. law,
Solomon's solution would be forbidden. Imagine the hoopla if a judge should rule,
"Divide the living nation in two, and give half to George, and half to Al."
Gore, no doubt, would become president of the city slickers, while Bush would
preside over the hayseeds. Maps show that's how this election broke down. Bush won
most of the towns and villages; Gore won most big cities.
- Third, I don't really believe either candidate should assume the role of selfless
mother and give away the election. What's so noble about telling 50 million supporters
you're forsaking them? That's not statesmanship. Statesmanship demands that you
ascertain the truth, figure out why the system broke down and try to fix it.
Let's start by hand-counting all those votes where punch cards were used. If that's
unfair to Bush, then recount all the votes cast in Florida. Shucks, if need be, recount
Iowa, Wisconsin, New Mexico and Oregon. There's plenty of time. The electoral college
doesn't meet for another month. Only the hotheads on all-night TV follow the Bush line
that this must be decided by yesterday. You and I have read about recounts all our lives,
and never heard of "chads," those bits of paper that cling to the holes of punch ballots
and prevent machines from counting them. Let's get real here. Any normal person should
be able to look at a punch card and tell whether somebody tried to poke a hole in it. You
could do it. I could do it. With a Republican and a Democrat seated at every table to
double-check the process, what's wrong with recounting? In fact, I'd like to see every
state make recounts a given where election returns are within one percentage point. We
would be wise--maybe not in Solomon's league, but wise--to consider other reforms,
- Either do away with the Electoral College or assign its votes proportionately. For
example, in Florida, Bush would get 13 electoral votes--assuming his lead holds--and
Gore would get 12. That way, the winner of the popular vote nationwide would be
guaranteed a majority of electoral votes.
- Require that all polls close at once--say 9 p.m. eastern and 6 p.m. Pacific.
- To ensure more people get to vote, make Election Day a holiday (Veteran's Day
could do double duty). This would prevent hotshot TV anchors from making false
prophecies that could dampen the vote out west.
- Require a run-off election when no candidate gets a majority. We'll never know
whether George Bush the senior would have defeated Bill Clinton in a head-to-head
election. We'll never know for sure whether Gore would have beaten Bush without
Nader and Buchanan in the race.
Several weak presidents have served without majority support. Why? Four words:
Electoral College; no runoffs. Unfortunately, it's too late for this election.
This time around somebody wins, if not a mangled baby, a divided nation, when the
last vote is tallied.